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Since lately most of the entries were being flagged friends-only anyways, I've decided to just make it Friends-Only from here on out. The rare public entries you'll see will likely be pretty superficial.

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From Twitter 05-15-2011


  • 11:11:16: I've heard it all now: Men at Work's "Land Down Under" cover as a country song. #dayoutwiththomas

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From Twitter 05-14-2011



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From Twitter 05-13-2011


  • 07:58:07: Woken up by a 3 year old at 6:15am who proclaimed: "the sun is almost up mommy!"
  • 15:36:20: RT @MarylandMudflap: I'm not surprised George Bush didn't make a big deal about Osama Bin Laden's death. He was probably thinking about ...
  • 18:24:10: Vanilla ice cream @ Tony's Pasta and Trattoria http://instagr.am/p/ENFYW/
  • 21:27:45: My slacker foot is under-performing foot is hurting after only 7000 steps today. This does not bode well for tomorrow.
  • 21:28:38: In other news, I may have to chew the people out in the hotel room next to us. #FUFriday

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From Twitter 05-12-2011


  • 10:55:58: Yard work done. I think Mama's gonna go shopping now!

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From Twitter 05-11-2011


  • 07:34:29: The light at the end of the tunnel is shining brightly and beckoning to me. Woohoo! #theendisinsight
  • 16:01:46: RT @shitmydadsays: "You didn't get a good deal, you were just fucked gently. Trust me, Best Buy will not be the one with the sore asshol ...
  • 20:52:49: RT @HipsterMermaid: There's a fine line between ironic and moronic. You crossed it with that sequined beret.

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From Twitter 05-10-2011


  • 08:09:04: My day thus far: overslept, dropped kid off at school, traffic, road construction, more traffic, sinus headache. I think I've earned #bacon
  • 17:43:07: RT @HipsterMermaid: Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land someplace where I can't hear you talk about your bad taste in music.

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From Twitter 05-09-2011


  • 08:40:25: Workplace tips: do not message your boss on #Facebook to tell her that you will be in late on Monday due to car trouble. #careersuicide
  • 13:47:50: RT @GeorgeTakei: Overheard: "I'm at the ATM machine, but I don't remember the PIN number." #DeptOfRedundancyDeptToAssistYouWithHelp
  • 13:48:50: I work in the credit card processing industry and it drives me nuts to see "PIN number" in out documentation.
  • 13:58:48: Bitchin' Camaro! Bitchin' Camaro! I ran over my neighbors! #deadmilkmen

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From Twitter 05-08-2011


  • 20:19:13: Pleasant GA weather: don't leave me. I love sitting on the screened porch at night. It's my own personal tree house.

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From Twitter 05-06-2011


  • 13:28:59: I feel like I am drowning in my own mucus today and no amount of cold medicine is working. #wtf #thissucks
  • 14:40:13: Happy Birthday @peacemakerjd !!!
  • 15:36:25: Don't stop now; come on Mony! #TGIF #makethisdayend

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